Some Quotes:P

-Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
-Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Benjamin Franklin
-Laughter is by definition healthy.
Doris Lessing
-Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Elsa Maxwell
-No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
Bertrand Russell
-Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
Spanish Proverb
-No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Sir Philip Sidney
-Gossip is like poison, kills without leaving a mark.
Anonymous
-What has a man's face to do with his character? Can a man of good character help having a disagreeable face?
Ann Radcliffe
-Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.
Margaret Cho
-Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
Petrarch
-What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful.
Scott Westerfeld
-If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
G. K. Chesterton
-The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
Dante Gabriel Rossetti
-We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one God further.
Richard Dawkins
-If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Spanish Proverb
Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.
Alan Watts
-One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love.
Elizabeth Aston
-Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H. L. Mencken
-Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Jane Austen
-Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin
-Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
Chinese Proverb
-When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
Albanian Proverb
-When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
Czech Proverb
-He who would leap high must take a long run.
Danish Proverb
-Praise youth and it will prosper.
Irish Proverb
wow i think im done for now but a lot of these are funny and a lot are insprational and the atheist ones are just for laughs. Please Comment!!!!